you must do exactly as i say

So I just started my 4th blog - because I take the title of this blog very seriously, and I'm sure that EVERYONE, EVERYWHERE, can't get enough of me either.

Anyways, it's an arty blog. Because I am an arty person.

And now you all must go to my new blog and leave a comment on my very first post and tell me how stinkin' worthwhile my new blog and my WHOLE LIFE is. Also you could send me some money. $500 from each of you should be enough. Well, maybe not. But it's a start.

Now go HERE

Thank you.

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because I really can't get enough of myself

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