Sometimes I really feel bad that I don't have friends. But then I actually leave my house and hang out with real live people and realize how horribly underdeveloped my social skills are. Which is most likely the cause of this 'having no friends' thing.
So next time you hear me say, "Poor me, I have no friends." You can just say, "That's because you're a social idiot." Except that you probably won't ever hear me say that. Because that would mean I'm having an actual conversation with you. And I should probably just stop trying to socialize before the ineptitude gets worse.
Except that I'm still planning on going to CBC. I just pre-registered for classes. Which is really kind of stupid, if you think about it. Seeing as I don't really fit into any kind of social situation comfortably and I'll be attending an entire conference. Yeah, I'll be the one in the back of the room, doodling on a notepad while I talk to my feet.....or the wall......or not at all. And I'm still planning on the ponytails and flip flops.