As per Veronica's suggestion, I'm submitting a Mother's Day card to Hallmark.
See. I already have the outside designed:
But I'm debating on the wording for inside the card though. So I need your input.
I was thinking this:
Here's to wishing Mother's Day would be dragged into the street, beaten by 1,000 thugs with brass knuckles, then let loose with a couple dozen ninjas with nun chucks, before being doused in gasoline and set on fire. Have a HAPPY day!
or this:
Is it wishful thinking that you can make it another year without selling your kids to traveling gypsies or the highest bidder on ebay? We'll be keeping our fingers crossed.
or this:
As your adoring children, we wish we had never had driven you to insanity, but we really hope you like your new padded cell. LOVE YOU MOM!
So yeah. What do you think?
Maybe Hallmark will print all three.
See. I already have the outside designed:
But I'm debating on the wording for inside the card though. So I need your input.
I was thinking this:
Here's to wishing Mother's Day would be dragged into the street, beaten by 1,000 thugs with brass knuckles, then let loose with a couple dozen ninjas with nun chucks, before being doused in gasoline and set on fire. Have a HAPPY day!
or this:
Is it wishful thinking that you can make it another year without selling your kids to traveling gypsies or the highest bidder on ebay? We'll be keeping our fingers crossed.
or this:
As your adoring children, we wish we had never had driven you to insanity, but we really hope you like your new padded cell. LOVE YOU MOM!
So yeah. What do you think?
Maybe Hallmark will print all three.
Comments
Though they are all clever.
Ha.