Lonely, slightly insane, and exceptionally dorky 28 year old seeks friend to share dollar night at the movie theater, trips to Barnes and Noble, and occasional imaginary island get-aways (but only the islands with hot cabana boys.)
Must bring your own dollar for movie night, and we're totally not sharing popcorn, so get your own.
You will also be required to walk aimlessly around the book store looking at nothing in particular until we get to the young adult section where we will then compare different representations of teenage vampires.
And, please, do not bring your children along on our fantasy trips to hot cabana boy island.
Contact Melissa at: email@example.com (not a real email....although I dare you to try and send spam to it.)