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concerning Brad Pitt

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Seriously, Brad?
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew.

Also, does it make me a horrible person if I find joy in the fact that the biological children of two of most acclaimed beautiful people (Brad and Angelina) aren't spectacularly gorgeous? Their kids are cute, but there is really nothing extraordinary about them. They just look like kids.

Suri Cruise on the other hand was born beautiful. It's too bad her father is a total lunatic.

And of course my kids were created as beauty itself. They were born, and still are, the most gorgeous children that will ever exist. Even when I'm out of town and Husband takes them into public with mis-matched clothes and crazy hair that hasn't seen a comb for two days. (I know you're probably questioning my claim to beautiful children now, but trust me, as their mother I have never seen cuter kids than my own.)

And someone please tell Brad to shave. And burn that jacket. And possibly ditch those sunglass forever. I can't tell him myself, because I seem to have lost his cell phone number. (I know it's around here somewhere...)

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Barbaloot said…
I've never liked Brad. When he's cleaned up he's far too pretty. When he's sporting facial hair he's as you say, "ewwww!"

Nope. Don't like him.
7.10.09
mommabas said…
Yes, I agree, they are the most spectacular kids on the planet;no matter what they're wearing! They were all truly GORGEOUS newborns and have stayed right on track! (But have you ever noticed that Brangelina and Tomkat's kids are usually wearing some weird outfits as well?!!!!!)
7.10.09
Brandice said…
I think Shiloh is kind of pretty, or at least has potential, but certainly she could never even come close to the beauty your kids possess. Just sayin', since I have only seen pictures of them (and one of them is a little frightening (monkey) -- DARLING, but a little frightening). But in real life, I would like my husband to run into them when he and your husband are in charge at the same time. Then my husband will be able to see that Dads actually CAN have their act together, and he has something to work toward. Even though mine are old enough to comb their own hair.
Your posts make me laugh. Thank you.
7.10.09
Chief said…
What the....

Why would he let himself look like a homeless man?
7.10.09
Emmy said…
Yes I agree! Brad Pitt is one of those man that can go from really hot to well just plain ugly... and he really does seem to flip flop back and forth a lot.
7.10.09
Rachel Sue said…
He looks about 20 years older like that.

And just so you know, my children are the cutest ever. Sorry to tell you! ;)
7.10.09
LisAway said…
I like Brad almost as much with that look as I do with any other (not very much). I need to see more interviews with him or something, because I just get the impression he's not all that clever a person. (not like you HAVE to be clever for me to like you, or anything, it's just. . . I don't know. And also, YOU are TOTALLY clever, as you know, so I TOTALLY like you. But not in the way most girls like Brad Pitt. I'll stop now)
8.10.09
Jaron and Michelle said…
Brad Pitt as always been a weirdo that is why he married to Angelina. I think he was yummy hot in the Meet Joe Black days. but this picture he looks like one of those old men you see at gas stations with coffee in the morning complaining with all the other old men. And also I'm guessing he spent a couple thousand dollars on this sad look.

Jaron wanted me to add that Brad Pitt will always be the hottest man alive
8.10.09
Wonder Woman said…
Seriously. Bomber jackets just make me think of Tom the Loon. Whose daughter is completely gorgeous. You're right about that.

Looking at the pics of your kiddies in the sidebar (are they new pics?) I would have to agree that they are adorable. Nearly as adorable as my own. And talking about kids in mismatched clothes.....when I see other kids with crazy hair and clothes in the store, I think the mom should take better care of her kids. (Judgmental, but true.) But when my own kids look like that, I just think it's cute. The cowlicks and the clothes that they picked out themselves.
8.10.09
R Allen said…
Brad is making the pot plant behind him look bad.
9.10.09
glitterbygrammie said…
I thought Brad Pitt was hunk-a-hunk when he was younger. But he has aged alot since hooking up with Angelina. I like facial hair but not that facial hair.
Suri Cruise is a beutiful little giurl. I think her dad is an a##.Just my opinion.
Oh yes, by the way my grandkids are the most beautiful kids ever. LOL
9.10.09
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