When I arrived at the dentist today I was a little worried that after taking the loopy pills I was still extremely coherent. So they gave me something stronger and BOY HOWDY DID IT WORK.
I remember laying back on the dentist chair and picking out something to watch on the tv in the ceiling - My Big Fat Greek Wedding.
And I remember watching the scene where they discuss sending her to Greece to find a husband, because they were making a mold of my teeth at the same time.
And then I remember waking up in my own bed in different clothes at 10:00 PM when my husband kept yelling "Rise and shine, sleeping beauty!"
So basically, I can't recall ANYTHING about most of my day. But apparently I was interacting with with everyone like crazy. I know this because my husband was kind enough to record some of these interactions on his phone. And I figure I might as well post them online now while I'm still a little fuzzy and thinking their funny, because by tomorrow morning I'll be thinking straight and I'm sure I'll never want them to see the light of day - which just goes to show that I make awesome decisions when drugged!
(warning: my mouth is completely numb and puffy, and I have really really really loud hiccups. So be prepared for some ugly.)
I think future me is going to be mad at past me for posting these. SORRY FUTURE ME, blame the drugs.