Blogger is saying that I've written 200 posts. This will actually throw me over to 201.
I should throw a party. Everyone is invited.
There will be a $50 entrance fee. But don't worry, it will be fun - we'll eat m&m's and read old blog posts of mine. I might even allow people to take bathroom breaks. I know, it sounds thrilling.
I have a special announcement to everyone I promised free blog designs (which was like months ago....yeah, I know.) I will send your free designs soon. I PROMISE.
I meant to get some work done last week while I was away from all my clinging children. But instead I just kept looking at my sister's baby saying things like, "Aaaaaaaaw, she's SO CUTE," while I didn't clean her house for her. I don't think I was much help.
But I did take a lot of these:
And that counts for something, right? (You can see a few more pictures here we took a billion, but they're not all online - you'd be scrolling forever.)
So since this is my 201st post and I should say something really exciting.......um......did I ever tell you about the time that I won the lottery?
It was supposed to be a gag 'look at how bad I am, I just bought a lottery ticket' kind of joke. Except then it ended up being a winning ticket. It was worth $1,876, 500.15 But then I felt so guilty about winning gambling money that I donated the whole thing to charity.
Ok, well, not really. I've never bought a lottery ticket. But if I ever did, and it ended up winning money.....yeah, I'm pretty sure I'd keep it.
But I am trying to help out a charity. It's not going so well. You can check it out though, since I'm sure I totally won you over with my fake lottery ticket story.
And there you have it - 200 posts (fine, 201.) I'm so proud to have bored people with my blog for so long.