I'm considering offering my services as a blog header/button/makeover designer. But I think I need practice. I also think I need advertising.
Which is where you come in. Because I was thinking, "How could I pull off practicing AND advertising all at the same time?" And then, of course, it hit me, "I'LL FORCE MY FRIENDS INTO IT!!!!!"
And by "friends" I mean YOU. (Because in real life I only have like 2 friends. I'm horribly socially awkward. Haven't you already picked up that vibe from reading my blog? Yeah, I thought so.)
So if you want a free blog header/button/makeover design (all custom and original and stuff), let me know. And in exchange you have to advertise for my super design services by way of button AND a really great post about how you absolutely adore your new blog header/button/makeover (even if you hate it, which hopefully you won't, hopefully you'll really adore it, because I'll want you to adore it, and I'll try really hard to make something you adore....not hate.)
And then someday I'll be famous, and you'll be happy because you helped me become famous. It's a great plan, I know. Because I really have to become famous somehow. Why not be a famous blog header/button/makeover designer? I can imagine the paparazzi now....
But here's the thing - I don't want to be doing too many free things. So you have to act quickly. SUPER quickly. Like, comment now....right now.....because you never know if my 4 other readers will jump on the opportunity before you do.
Also, I'll be scheduling to get these blog header/button/makeovers done AFTER I recover from my eye surgery next week. Because you probably want me to be able to see while I design, right? And I've already scheduled myself a whole week of rest (whether or not I need it, 'cause I'm milking this surgery thing for all it's worth, 'cause I really would like to spend a week in bed, who wouldn't?)
Anyways, that's my offer. Now don't cram my comment section all at once - the five of you need to take turns.