A February Barrel

For those of you waiting with baited breath......is that phrase right? Baited? Bated? Slated? It at least rhymes with "baited" right? Grated? Slupated? Mortated? Loollipoolapalated? Who cares what the phrase is: THE LATEST BARREL IS OUT!!!

It would have been online earlier today, except that the online magazine software we use has major issues with bold fonts. I don't know why. It just hates boldness. So changes had to be made and still there's residual font issue. STUPID ONLINE SOFTWARE GET OVER YOUR BOLD-A-PHOBIA.

And thank you to everyone who suggestion potty talk stories. I have to admit that Heather's suggestion was my favorite. But it was long-ish, and I couldn't fit it onto one page. So I went with one from That Girl. (It's a good one too.)

My kids have been banished to their rooms for about an hour now, and the screaming still hasn't subsided, so possibly I should act all mommy-ish now and stop ignoring them. Maybe.....

Comments

mommabas said…

Love the mag! And especially LOVE the cutie on the cover! You are one fabulous , talented lady!!!

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Barbaloot said…

I'm glad you yelled at the software in bold writing. I'm sure that got the point across.

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Melanie Jacobson said…

I seriously think this is THE coolest thing. I'm off to "thumb" through it.

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hair loss and mourning

I like Monkey's hair long. I tried to grow out Opie's hair when he was younger, but he has always had a tremendously large head, and he also has very thick wavy hair. You pair those two together, throw in some long locks, and you've got yourself a genuinely bonified giant-head child. So I've learned my lesson: keep Opie's hair short. But Monkey's hair? It's so soft, and straight (our only straight-haired child) and super super cute when it's long. SUPER CUTE. (Agree with me - it's my blog.) But not many people liked the whole long hair thing. I kept having to threaten various family members with things like, "If I come back to find him with short hair I will DISOWN you, run away with my kids and you will never hear from us again. EVER." (Husband was particularly sensitive to this threat.) However, I did say that once random strangers started referring to him as a girl, I would consider cutting it. And even though ...

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The Barrel giveaway : Sea and Asters

As mentioned in this month's issue of The Barrel I'm giving away something from Sea and Asters ! These are the coolest plants. EVER. They're low maintenance and look mega-awesome. I'm totally getting one for myself....as soon as I decide which ONE it is that I love. (Seeing as they're all uber-mega-awesome, I'm having a hard time deciding on a favorite.) The winner of this giveaway will receive a Hanging Globe Terrarium (worth $25) from Sea and Aster's etsy shop. This giveaway is open to US residents only. All giveaways associated with The Barrel end on March 15th at 11:59 PM MT. Here's how to enter: 1- For ONE entry: visit Sea and Aster's Etsy shop then leave a comment on this post about which is your favorite product. 2- For another ONE entry you can "heart" Sea and Aster's Etsy shop . (Leave a separate comment telling me that you "hearted" them.) 3- For ONE more entry you can subscribe to The Barrel...

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yeeeeeeee ha

We took the kids to a rodeo today. In my mind I knew I wanted to take them for the experience, but also I was thinking: rodeo=country western torture. I've been to a few rodeos before. The small town next to the small town where I grew up had one every summer. It was always hot and super dusty, and everyone got to sit on rickety-ish old stadium benches that didn't have backs. Also, you had to make sure you didn't wear flip flops, because they could fall under the benches and get trampled by the waiting bulls. (Seriously, there were bulls below us once - I was like 9, it scared the poop out of me, I thought my shoes were goners.) But the rodeo today? SUPER AWESOME. I would bet money that I had a better time than my kids did. (And they didn't even play that much country music, which is great, because I think that would have ruined the whole thing for me.) First of all, it was indoors. And at noon. And had special fam...

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because I really can't get enough of myself

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